So, this is why we moved to Hungary:


Yep. That's Venice. Ah, Venice. Uh, wasn't all it was cracked up to be, but hey, we went! The point of the move was to be in Europe; we drove for 7 hours to the base in Italy, and the next day caught a train to Venice. Sweet. Even without the Gandolas. Yep, weren't running... And, of course, it was the only thing Little J had wanted to do. Sigh.
We were excited, at one point, thinking we had found a Gondola. We were
so excited that we managed to throw ourselves on it. Meaning, of course, that I had to drag my 4 year old on it, whining about how she didn't wanna get on, even though all she's complained about for the last
hour was getting on a boat.
See?

Alright, on the boat finally. I didn't think much about that 1 Euro a piece price... It's just off season, right? Yeah, not so much. We left the east side of the canal and drifted slowly towards our destination... The
west side of the canal. Sigh. As we got up to get off the boat the 4 year old that I dragged onto said boat began freaking out that
that was NOT a long boat ride, that it was a short boat ride, and that wasn't what she wanted. And proceeded to bitch for the next 20 minutes about it.
Inner peace, Inner peace (ear flick), Inner peace. Sigh.
And Little B? He reveled in the amazing Italian food:

Though we did have a chocolate Gelato. Envy me! Turd boy up there, though, kept leaving cheese-it crumbs on my ice cream!! Um, ew, but such is the life of a mom of a young boy:) But he's so worth it.

And this was part of why Venice isn't all it could have been... This is one of many (
many) winding corridors that lead to... more corridors. Sigh. Pretty but 4 year olds have a limited amount of patience for such things.

Because of that little fact this is how most of the day was spent. I just wanna know when they are gonna start paying for massages to fix the wrecked shoulders??

And, yes, he has my scarf wrapped around him because
someone forgot their jackets, and
someone thought it would be warmer, and
someone didn't want to have to carry them. Ahem. Cough, cough.
HACK.
I'm sorry, did you say something?
Oh, yeah, this was the other reason... She was a bit tired.